office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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