TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
You ate ashes out of my bong
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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