Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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