I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
pop tarts are not kleenex
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Randomize
