What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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