idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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