I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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