Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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