Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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