allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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