it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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