I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Holy sore nipples Batman
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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