Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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