she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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