mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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