can u get pink eye on your cock?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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