I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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