I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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