we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Randomize
