I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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