she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Randomize