4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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