Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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