fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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