I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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