is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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