We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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