yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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