I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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