Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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