i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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