she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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