just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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