Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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