I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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