Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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