dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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