Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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