the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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