Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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