Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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