love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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