I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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