Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
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