Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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