Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
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