you're like a bully in the Christmas story
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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