Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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