god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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