So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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