We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I could make wine with my vomit
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I'm always down for nudity.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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