Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
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