just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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